An Addendum to Saturday Night's Adventures

Reader Nancy of Joliet reminded me of a couple more interesting events of Saturday night. Features in Naperville was apparently the place to spot celebrities or be spotted as a celebrity. First, when we were in the bathroom, we met a drunken woman who kept telling Nancy she looked like Liv Tyler. Even though there really isn't much of a resemblance, we didn't tell the woman she was "Crazy," but instead pretended the resemblance was "Amazing." We didn't want to laugh at the woman, because then she might start "Cryin'." Later on in the evening we saw a dead ringer for Stifler's Mom. Though she was not a MILF in my opinion, I suspect the man she was with felt otherwise.